Only a mothe r could love this liver
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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