I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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