then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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