its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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