hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm drive I can fine osifer
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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