you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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