forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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