I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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