would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I love you. Go after that dick
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
