Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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