i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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