WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Couch. On fire.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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