Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
