Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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