he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Someone came in the potted fern
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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