Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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