Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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