It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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