i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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