I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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