youre lurking in front of me
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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