I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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