so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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