what if every blade of grass was a penis?
so let's talk penis.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I'm both gender and math confused
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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