did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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