Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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