What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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