My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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