As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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