3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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