Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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