Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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