youre lurking in front of me
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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