it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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