did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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