i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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