going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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