College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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