I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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