Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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