Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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