Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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