easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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