i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
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worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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