There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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