I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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