what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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