This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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