talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just had sex bonerless
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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