What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
