I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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