I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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