Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
farters have to be the big spoon...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
So. Much. Porn.
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