you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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