do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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