Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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