On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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