Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Im part way to drunk.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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